I donโt really give a flying fuck what youโd appreciate bud. Anything else?
Iโm sorry, that sounded super aggressive. I apologize.
Letโs try again.
What I meant to say was: Iโll definitely look into this because youโd appreciate it and my one and only purpose is to pamper and care for your feelings
Ah hell, now it sounds passive aggressive.
Letโs try again.
What I really meant to say was: Please do not bring me into something that is not my problem, and please do not force a problem onto me that isnโt mine. I ask this with all due respect for such a distinguished and impressive member of our community such as yourself (no insult intended, nor mockery, jest, sarcasm, or joke). In my book, youโll always be the real mvp.