Grangerclub Admin Titles

The lack thereof^^.

I propose:

L2: Bulb-shaking Nub
L3: Official Granger Footsoldier
L4: Granger Scrim Manager
L5: Granger Police
L6: Bulb-shaking Professional
L7: Would presumably be hidden

Idk. lol.

L5 : Banana Admin

I have a better idea.

For players who just joined:

L1: Granger
L2: Dretch
L3: Basilisk
L4: Maurader
L5: Dragoon
L6: Tyrant

After learning the power of friendship and overcoming many obstacles, they rise to the Advanced levels:

AL1: Advanced Granger of Base Building
AL2: Advanced Dretch of Poison
AL3: Advanced Basilisk of Inappropriate Sexual Assault
AL4: Advanced Maurader of How Many Mauraders Does It Take To Turn On A Light Builb?
AL5: Advanced Dragoon of MLG 420 No Scope Sniping
AL6: Tyrant of Tyranny That Tires the Treacherous Tiny Tinklers

[INSERT TIME SKIP HERE WHERE POWER LEVELS RISE TO LEVELS EVEN PLOT DEVICES CAN’T EXPLAIN]

XL1: Granger Banger of Awesome Sauce
XL2: Dretch God of the Underworld
XL3: Basilisk The Tormentor of SOuls
XL4: Maurader of Murdering Children
XL5: Dragoon Of Ultimate Tsunamis That Kill Asian Children
XL6: Tyrant of North Korea

Now this where the players have mastered the art of administration and become Gods:

AXL1: Reactor
AXL2: Overmind
AXL3: Hitler
AXL4: Jesus
AXL5: Allah
AXL6: Cron

And finally, the ultimate final penultimate level:

GXLABCDEFGHMIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ: ur mom

I believe these levels will incentivize players to climb the ranks like their favourite call of duties or their chinese cartoons. This is the future.

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-1 Slutty Slug Farmer.

Not Slartibartfast?

Hi Celery! (:

-1= granger deconner

Yere’s what I had in my local server as a test:

level   = -2
name    = ^1Loner ^7(^1Cannot Join Team^7)
level   = -1
name    = ^1Convict ^7(^1No Rights^7)
level   = 0
name    = ^2New Granger
level   = 1
name    = ^7Local ^3Dretch
level   = 2
name    = ^7Team ^6Basilisk
level   = 3
name    = ^7Advance ^1M^7a^1r^7aude^1r
level   = 4
name    = ^2H^7igh Drugs ^4D^7ragoon
level   = 5
name    = ^7Server ^1Tyrant
level   = 6
name    = ^2F^7risqy's ^6Slave
level   = 7
name    = ^7S^1erver ^7O^1wner

L0 - In queue
L1 - Freshly hatched
L2 - Under Hovel Protection
L3 - Professional Granger
L4 - Hovel Informant
L5 - Spit Master
L6 - TremCorp Manager
L7 - Hovel Priest

L0 - ^7
L1 - ^7
L2 - ^3
L3 - ^2
L4 - ^4
L5 - ^5
L6 - ^6
L7 - ^1