Different ideas deserve different topics for more focused brainstorming, this is why we have a whole category for this .
Regarding the beer, if a human were to buy a beer, perhaps have it so that the human receives reduced fall damage and reduced pounce damage, since he/she would be loosened up a bit and be able to absorb shocks better?
Beer is bad for you, lets not influence it on our young audience that might play Trem, we don’t want them jumping off buildings because you’d loosen up.
Also, if we were to really do this, beer would only have downsides other than the fact that you’d “feel” less damage so, maybe take less damage?
Now you are thinking big with your head, at least you took some time to actually add some visual’s to it which pulled my interest. (even just by adding the story that may relate to nothing it’s pulled my interest to read more as well as the picture might just be for jokes but still)